Warowl’s first law of counter strike 

The better somebody is at Counter-Strike, the more of an asshole they are.

Person 1: Damn man, I played with the cockiest cs player but he was really good.
Person 2: I see you have stumbled upon the Warowl’s first law of Counter strike.

Warowl’s first law of counter strike by Curio234 April 15, 2021

Belt Warning 

⚠️ Belt Warning ⚠️

This is important advice from personal experience

Never trust a woman wearing a belt with her outfit (not on her trousers but a belt that comes with a top or jacket that crosses at the stomach)

I went on a date with a woman and she was wearing a very nice almost see through white top with a belt and had a black lace bra underneath

She looked to be fairly flat chested but what I didn't realise until later that evening was that her breasts were coming from underneath the bra and then being secured by her belt. Her nipples were literally poking out from under the belt at the same level as her belly button

Please have your wits about you

And yes we still fucked

Important belt warning ⚠️

Belt Warning by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

Road Warrior pop 

A loud roar of approval that a wrestler receives from the fans when making their entrance to the ring, similar to the reaction that The Road Warriors received from fans in the 1980s.

AJ Styles got a Road Warrior pop when he made his WWE debut at the 2016 Royal Rumble.

Road Warrior pop by DetroitWrestling August 24, 2016

Robal Warming 

The steamy heat that is found under the robe of a sex crazed poodle, like Al Gore.

The Masseuse could feel the Robal warming eminating from Al Gores nether regions.

Or

Baby, I got some Robal Warming going on down under. Why don't you try a little wind power on it?

Robal Warming by Greeniebeanie July 9, 2010

sunglasses-warrior 

A pejorative term for someone who tries too hard to aggressively assert their coolness, their detachment, their apathy. Someone who is happy to point out the hopelessness of problems, and unwilling to put work into fixing them.

"Who cares? Everyone has known this forever. There is nothing we can do."
"Ooh, cool. You're a sunglasses-warrior. I'm so impressed with how jaded you are."

sunglasses-warrior by SRSLY WRONG January 19, 2015

Chemical Warfare farts

Chemical warfare farts smell like a poison gas concoction.

Captain Fisher wondered if WWI was still somehow, going on up the soldier's ass, due to the chemical warfare farts.

Chemical Warfare farts by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Time Warner Cable

Time Warner Cable is the embodiment of AIDS, ebola, mad cow disease, the nanjing rapes, the holocaust, and every venereal disease known to mankind. It is the most satanic internet service provider in existence and its sole purpose is to FUCK you in the ASS until you cry from the incessant packet loss that they refuse to fix because they're greedy bitches that only want your money.

Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.

Time Warner Cable by Purple Miku May 27, 2016