Brain Boner

The intense climatic feeling of exhilaration encountered when stimulated beyond arousal of the intellect; a hyper-focused state of mental masturbation.

He / She's got a Brain Boner for it, I can't believe how long he / she's been {watching, reading, listening, etcetera} this.

by Reibesac July 11, 2017

brain folded

Having your brain folded is when you or a specific person says something so stupid you can’t believe

Person 1: Bro why do they call them strippers their close are already off

Person 2: Are you serious man your brain folded

by TNewman1234 August 11, 2017

Brain surgeonize

When a brain surgeon takes a dead patients brain cuts a hole in it and uses it to masturbate. Surgeon most often has two inch wide phallo but only 4 inches in length while erect.

"Surgeon you must stop brain surgeonize with the patients it's disrespectful we'll get sued!"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

Distance-brain

A word describing the part of a human brain which calculates distances in social situations. An example is someone missing the "Distance-brain". They might not know how close or how far they should walk to other people.

Guy 1 doesn't have the "Distance-brain" and walks into the guy in front.
Guy 2 "Wtf!!! Are you missing your distance-brain or something?"

by Jjadfi August 23, 2017

brain kids

When she swallows the load

Guy1: Did she give you a bj
Guy2: yes and i gave her brain kids

by MoManTheG August 24, 2017

sushi brain

Similar symptoms to being drunk and obnoxious. Sushi brain is a condition caused by eating excessive amounts of sushi in one sitting (especially rolls).

Once sushi brain develops, you speak much louder than you realize, start saying stupid shit, and laugh at things that aren't even remotely funny.

The sushi restaurant had to cut off Devin and Cecil once they got sushi brain after the big order.

by Douggle0777 October 13, 2018

Brain Gooping

When you have so much shit on your brain that you dump the dumpster fire into another website so you can have the clarity to be more mad at your issues than normal

“So I made this shitty pun and it was staying in my head and distracting me from my anger, so I did a good old Brain Gooping and now I’m better.”

by Handof October 16, 2018