Sausage and Eggs

A less crude way of saying "dick and balls".

I went over to John's how this morning and he didn't even make me breakfast but I still had sausage and eggs

by dustybluebear August 1, 2020

egg lace

The nasty brown part of scrambled eggs in a skillet.

Can also be found on over cooked omelettes.

Get that nasty egg lace off my scrambled eggs.

by TheBlondeAccountant March 7, 2017

Poached Egg

Taking a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction as well as a muscle relaxer so that the user is rendered soft but firm. Just right.

‘Oh man I was a poached egg last night’

by JSpringsss101 October 21, 2021

Nigga Eggs

Basically, it's the white little balls that fall from the Afro area and end up on your couch / pillow or back of chair.
Eventually the hatch in the the high humidity High heat to become Ghetto babies.

Dam Jethro, with your nappy hair..youze shure are droppin allot of nigga eggs on my couch, I cant wait for them to hatch so i can claim them as dependents

by dicksey normus November 20, 2021

eggs benedict arnold

Eggs Benedict are prepared as usual. While mixing the hollandaise, some male ejaculate is added to the sauce.

"Hey Jimmy, how are those eggs benedict arnold?" Jimmy does a spittake.

by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023

Egg highfive

Dan and Phil made an Easter baking video where made an egg with their hands turned it horizontally and high fived

Hey, Brad wanna egg highfive?

by Gaby Howell 124 July 8, 2016

mixed eggs

Americans call it mixed eggs. Who scrambled eggs??

Mandy have you had mixed eggs? Madly: No wtf is that, you mean scrambled? Me: Americans are weird

by Pooplead September 22, 2020