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Donkey

Another way to call someone an idiot.
A donkey will always be a donkey, whatever you do would be pointless if you want to turn it into a horse.
by anon ass May 23, 2022
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walking the donkey

When you be running that dick down her ass like that; layin it down.
Ah yeah dog 🐕 I was walking the donkey with her last night.
by DankSpanker91 April 18, 2021
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fog donkey

An honest person in a room full of fools.
Name is a real fog donkey, they always tell the truth even when everyone else thinks something else is happening.
by Kollies October 4, 2022
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Donkey Bubble

When a girl goes underwater and blows a bubble in your butt hole right before you fart and sucks in the fart
Jill gave me a great donkey bubble in the hot tub.
by SpaceyKevin September 15, 2022
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Donkey punch

A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.

Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy
"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"

"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"
by Lover of cocks December 22, 2021
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Donkey cute

when you are so ugly you're cute
Steve is donkey cute
The donkey from Shrek is donkey cute
by BeStEvErRrR! September 2, 2011
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Donkey

Donkey can be a jackass or something retarded
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