Beef Sock

The enduring remnant of a night spent cleaning your prolapsed anal cavity. Using a cotton tube sock to achieve the necessary cleaning with the correct amount of reparative dexterity.

Mom: You want your laundry done honey? What about your socks?
Bill: NO MOM! Please, that's just on old beef sock. Ted and I were trying something...

by SolidoSnaka July 3, 2014

Sock poppin

One sock on one foot. While your other foot chills like da shit.

I got one sock poppin. While the the other marinates.

by Duinit December 31, 2021

Sandal socks

Panty dropping socks with sandals looking design

Did you see daddy Austin with his sexy sandal socks

by Mcnigerianthegoat August 31, 2016

Cum sock

What many teenage boys use to catch their spunk in order to avoid creating a mess with their cum. The recomennded ratio is one sock for one ejaculation but not many guys follow this as then they wouldn't have enough socks for even one day in the whole house.

"Oh bro I'm horny again. good thing I stole this sock from my sister, now I can use it as a cum sock."

by WIngedHussarOfWar November 28, 2024

no socks

A word for the up their ass popular group of teenagers at a high school. Short for ‘not so cool’

Did you see the no socks last weekend, who’s gonna tell them all their boyfriends look like rats who haven’t showered in weeks

by indiaaa2004 September 26, 2021

Socks

A term used by step-dads and step-mums to describe their newly acquired children: Some Other Cunt’s Kids (Socks). Developed by Jimmy Carr in 2024

I see you got married again Keith. I did Ian. Things are going great generally but there are 3 socks involved. No sign of the cunt that caused them though!

by Barrattino April 17, 2024

sock

hit forcefully.

"Jess socked his father across the face"

by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024