Jobbie Waffler

Someone who talks absolute shite.

"What you talking about now you jobbie waffler!"

by Qualityfeet69 March 9, 2026

spanish waffle

when someone poops on another persons chest and then squishes it with their anus then folds it like a crepe then uses a cheese grater on penis cheese on to it then presses the cheese grater down to make a waffle shape

you want a spanish waffle

by odavo March 31, 2026

Wheat Waffled

To get Wheat Waffled is to have your identity exposed because of your blackpilled beliefs.

Did you hear that’s Rehab Rooms real name got leaked?

Yeah, he got wheat waffled.

by Poiuytrewqwq December 7, 2025

Lymington Waffle

The act of verbally abusing someone else’s children. A common term amongst some inhabitants of Hampshire.

“Dude, Dan totally served up some Lymington Waffle to Lenny’s kids. What a sicko!”

by Cuntbunch19 January 6, 2026

Douche-Waffle

When you eat your poop in the shower and puke it back up and stomp it down the drain.

Dude earlier I me and my friend douche-waffled together

by Poofarter69 January 24, 2026

peanut butter waffle

elias likes to suck his wang

elias likes to suck his wang all night long. he is a choo chogger

by Jµeíδ May 1, 2004

Peeling the waffle

Disagreeing on a topic yet having nothing to contribute to the discussion but opinions, which are typically rooted in fear.

Person ANow that we've shown it to be safe for use in moderation let's move forward in a slightly different direction.

Person BI disagree with you because I feel...I think...
Person AAre you peeling my waffles?

Person B was peeling the waffle.

by throwawayact October 31, 2010