Toe slipper

To take your your big toe and slip it in another person's ass

Guy 1:Dude I gave my girl the toe slipper!
Guy2:eww why?
Guy1:she has a foot fetish

Guy2:*slowly backs away*

by Toe slipper June 15, 2018

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Stirred it With My Big Toe

An expression signifying that one is especially proud of a batch of food that they have prepared.
A metaphor, likely originating from the fact that the foot is thought of as dirty, and dirt may equal seasoning, and the toe was used to add this extra "seasoning" to food. Nobody, of course, literally put their toe into a batch of food; this expression is purely metaphorical to my knowledge.

Grandson: "Grandmama, this mac 'n cheese taste good."
Grandma: "Mhm, I stirred it with my big toe!"
Grandson: "Huh?"

by nicktunes07 September 8, 2025

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Plumber toes

What one displays when closed-toed shoes fail to fully conceal the cracks between one's toes.

I hate these flats because I'm walking around with plumber toes.

by mylegalninja March 15, 2020

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Lube them toes

“Lube them toes” is where a man puts anal lubricant on his toe and ever so gently shoves it up girls ass.

Tom: Hey did you hear what happened last night
Jeff: No what happened
Tom: Your girlfriend lube them toes, man you know what I’m saying
Jeff:mother beep* you stupid b****!!!!!!
HAPPILY EVER AFTER, for Tom anyway😂

by Demigodpridex September 27, 2018

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Two toes

Oi two toes!?

Oi two toes, taking your bitch thanks

by anonymous September 16, 2021

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A Fried Toe

Draco Malfoy is a fried toe, stop simping for him. I know you simp for him I can see it through your eyes.

A boy with fried hair that looks like an old man and a fried toe.

“Who’s your crush?”

“Draco Malfoy”

“He looks like a fucking fried toe what is wrong with you he’s so ugly,”

by lucy the chipmunks December 26, 2020

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