cock and bullocks

Fancy way to say cock and balls. Youtuber GradeAUnderA prefers to use this term in place of the former.

"That old man is exposing his bloody cock and bullocks,' Grade shouted.

by sirkuspig June 2, 2016

cock block

Cock block a guy messing things up for another guy with a girl because he's likes her

My so called friend lee cock blocked me the other day. he really messed things up with Emma just because he likes her too

by 35cat27 November 19, 2013

Shower Cock

An impressively large penis sufficient to hold its own when viewed by one's peers in the shower.

'S'truth that bloke has some serious shower cock!'

'If you're going to bathe in those hot springs you'll need a decent shower cock if you don't want to be laughed at.'

'I won't walk right for a week - he was packing some monstrous shower cock.'

by StrangelySane November 14, 2012

Brock Cock

The coldest it can get outside. Even colder than “oh nahhhhh”

Bro this weather brock cock as fuck

by Soda…… November 16, 2021

God cock

when God fucks you in your asshole without warning and without lube

Stef: Shenae got god cocked last week her girl fucked her dad
shemar: damn really

by Brokebitch November 29, 2019

Cock Split

The ratio, based on 100%, of a cock's potential hardness, arousal, and size.

Person being fondled, "Whadda you think - 60/40?"

Fondler, "Dude, I am not yet familiar with your cock split, but, I dunno, maybe 70/30?"

by cbizl September 15, 2011

Cock Gridlock

Similar to the cock block, but the guy-to-girl ratio is higher, about 4:1. Usually a team effort.

Your friend seems rather annoyed about that cock gridlock we created last night.

by TromboneMechanic September 21, 2009