internal shower

A bizarre practice where by one person squirts lemon juice into the anus of another person when said person is suffering from a hangover.

I felt so hungover yesterday, I had to ask my husband to give me an internal shower.

by Theteacher001 July 26, 2019

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pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.

After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.

by QuacksO August 1, 2019

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sunscreen shower

when you're all mungy from car camping for three days at Bonnaroo and you ain't got time for a real shower so you spray your whole body with sunscreen to mask the smell

Dude, wake up! We gotta hurry and get a good spot for Pearl Jam!

One sec, my pits are pretty nasty. Nothing a quick sunscreen shower can't fix!

by yerkmyjerky August 9, 2019

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eBay shower

The type of shower you take when your going to meet a hook up where you are washing, shaving and exfoliating parts of your body you didn’t even know existed.

Just took an ebay shower to meet up with that guy from the mall earlier.

by StephieJayyy September 2, 2019

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