brown potato

A potato that has been carefully curated inside one's anus.

"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."

brown potato by mondaytuesdaywednesdaythursday November 15, 2017

roasted potato 

im a roasted potato

shes/hes a roasted potato

roasted potato by imweird.com November 17, 2017

study potato 

A person who is under pressure from too much study - at home all the time, slowly becoming paler, spottier, rounder and rounder, unable to catch up with their friends. Just like a potato.

Sorry I haven't see you guys for ages and I can't come to the movies again - I'm a study potato.

study potato by bedhairbubbles December 5, 2017

HOT POTATO 

The alternative to a cold potato

The alternative to the cold 🥔.

Hot potato, hot potato (hot potato, hot potato)
Hot potato, hot potato (hot potato, hot potato)
Hot potato, hot potato (potato), potato (potato)
Potato, potato, potato

HOT POTATO by Whatsworthforgiving December 11, 2017

Eaten Potato Waffle 

An unfinished game of Tetris. It has a crispy exterior and a fluffy interior, depending on what temperature you eat it at.

"Did you finish that Tetris game?" "No, and it looks like an Eaten Potato Waffle!"

Eaten Potato Waffle by jiminyourpants April 21, 2018

greek potato 

A potato you shove into a girl’s rectum that when she clenches her cheeks, turns into mashed potatoes

You want a greek potato?

greek potato by Bodacious Bootyhole Bandit December 28, 2017

goth potato 

A potato that looks like an avocado with wrinkly skin; is known to have severe mental illness and unbalanced levels of serotonin output from the raphe nucleus

“We were picking potatoes and I found one with mental illness. THAT is a GOTH potato.”
— Anonymous

goth potato by Nova Xenon Boii January 7, 2018