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mosside middle school 

A bitch tit school right next to the slut fest that is Gateway Highschool. All the girls are wannabe ratchets that claim hoods they aren't from and if they aren't wannabe ratchets, they're privileged white girls who stuff their bras :)
Idk I'd rather get fucked up the ass with a baseball bat than go back to mosside middle school.

Laing middle school 

Laing middle school is hot like the People there

Clark Middle School

A school in St. John, that has a discuss record of 120.5 feet set by 8th Grader Samuel "snapper fly". This record is expected to stand for 800 years.
Young child on Clark Middle School track team: Hey, are you Sam ?

Sam : Why, yes little fella what can I do for ya?

Young child on CMS track team: Did you really beat the old discuss record by 12 feet in only your first year of track?

Sam : yes, that was me

*Sam then gives small child a pat on the back and a quick ruffle of his hair before he takes off to do other great things.

Amery Middle School 

Amery Middle School by OOfTYEe#t December 9, 2017

monticello middle school 

Where everybody has sex with everybody the see. Popular people think the can send nudes ever day and boys jerk off to those sluts. Oh and everybody in there is fake.
I went to Monticello Middle school and got a STD.

Ashland middle school 

Ashland middle school is one the worst places to be. Sure, it’s better than the other middle schools Ashland Oregon but as soon as you enter those heavy doors you will want to get out. It’s packed with skater kids that harass you everywhere you turn. The popular girls are just hoes that tastefully show their bra without getting dresscoded. Anyone that plays sports at ams is super competitive, if you have a PE class with someone that plays a sport at Ashland middle school, you’re skrewed. For the most part everyone is normal... except for the kids that think talking about rape is funny. I almost forgot about the drama kids!! The drama kids are their own breed mainly because most of them grew up in Ashland Oregon, which is best known for the Oregon Shakespeare festival. They all tamale acting very seriously and are die hard musical fans... never mess with a drama kid. The teachers Ashland middle school are somewhat tolerable But that all depends on what y’all you’re in although they are clearly split up by who is the smartest. The worst thing about ams is the educational assistants Aka EA’s. They are the worst, they spend the whole hunting down kids to get trouble even if you are the perfect kid you will at one point get in trouble by these EA’s
So in summary, Ashland middle school is a magical place that you should come drop by at
Ooohh I get it now

Get what?

You go to Ashland middle school.