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Doing a Peterson

The term comes from Jordan Peterson and his tendency to talk in a manner that is considered too abstract and vague to understand. This typically has the effect of impressing simple-minded bozos that can’t see through his bullshit. So, anyone doing a Peterson is just an asshole using jargon and concepts that no sane man has the time to try to understand, but the speaker is just a dumbass himself because he just makes simple concepts sound complicated and profound.
"Marx wrote his critique of value and value labor was written in a hegelian sense as the abstract value of commodities is independent from material reality which in itself is a clear hegelian virtue of the mind-body dualism"
"Bro stop doing a Peterson, please speak in a common language that everyone can understand"
by Mahablanka September 30, 2021
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Doing a David

When you leave you microphone muted and continue to talk without realising in the party chat
"unmutes mic" I was muted!
Friends: Were you doing a David?
by MrDiddles June 22, 2021
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Doing a Matt

When you get an exceptionally good score on Geoguessr's Daily Challenge, and are humble about it.
"Hey, look over there... an extremely rare occurrence of someone Doing a Matt"
by 69_Dan_69 May 23, 2022
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Do YOU

A way to make Fred goe nut. She’s going to pete off en maudit. Her inner psycho will get free and will destroy everything around her. Easiest way to make her pissed.
Oui oui Fred do You!
by Freddoyou November 10, 2020
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do a kevin

When you change your FB status from being in a relationship with Person A to Person B without informing Person A.
Harsh man...way to do a Kevin to Sasha. I thought you were engaged? Who’s Ashley?
by Slooze Clues November 16, 2020
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Do a Kevin

To immediately change your relationship status on FB from Person A to Person B without informing Person A.
Whoa...harsh man...way to do a Kevin. I thought you and Sasha were getting married. Who is Kristy and when did you start boning?
by Slooze Clues November 16, 2020
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Cumsock-do

When a mans cum sock becomes crusty enough to have a condom put on it and be inserted into the vagina or anus, resembling a dildo. Hence the name, cumsock-do
I walked in on my mum using my cum sock to jack off my sister, Im calling it a cumsock-do!
by cookedbogan69 January 11, 2021
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