guy on top 

A male so physically small that if he were on bottom he would be crushed by his bottom. Otherwise he would be crushed by his partner.

He's a twig! He must be a guy on top

guy on top by raebeinkebeinkerae November 29, 2017

Balls on top 

When you think you shut down a conversation that is boring you or you are bored with the situation you are in.

Complete silence.... Then you hear "Balls on top!" Said by Austin

Balls on top by Austin's Goddess 💋 February 8, 2018

special occasion top 

A man who predominantly prefers to have receptive anal sex (bottom) with other men, who occasionally enjoys being the insertive partner (top), typically on special occasions.

"Matt, I thought you only bottom"
"Nah mate, I'm a special occasion top, you know, like on birthdays and Christmas"

special occasion top by Mattyy89 May 7, 2018

Double Backflip Top 

The leader of the girls lacrosse team. Plays offense and defense.

Helga plays lacrosse.

What position?

Double Backflip Top

Double Backflip Top by kennedy209 August 6, 2018

Suprise Alabama Top Hat 

While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.

Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?

Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.

Matt: That’s messed up bro.

Suprise Alabama Top Hat by thehypocriticalzoilist October 1, 2018

upside down muffin top 

to have a large muffin top that looks like a snack

damn Rainer your upside down muffin top is lookin like a snack today

upside down muffin top by adimula October 9, 2018

Tippin’ to the top 

Being at the maximum state of intoxication

“This wine got me tippin’ to the top!”

Tippin’ to the top by Tilted4life November 3, 2018