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hands in my pants 

wanting a girl's pussy
i see him looking at me in a sexual way, he must want his hands in my pants

monkey pants 

When you make a pair of trousers out of monkey fur. Usually worn by caucasian people trying to immitate persians...
Yo, that guy's not a persian, he's just wearing motha fuckin' monkey pants...
(proceed to jump out of Escalade and give white guy the old 20 to 1)

Hey Bobby have you ever noticed that Persian people look like they're wearing pants made of Monkey Fur?
monkey pants by roxycatmd October 30, 2007

sour pants 

sour pants can be ysed on two ways, one rude and one nice, in slang sour means cool, nice, awesome, or sweet and pants means, well pants can be used as anything, or sour can also mean gross, ugly, strange, or stupid so it also could be used to insult or belittle
(good)That roller coaster was so sour pants.
(bad)Your dad can be so sour pants sometimes.
sour pants by jay sircussock May 10, 2002

pussy pants 

pants that are covered in pus.
his abcess exploded all over his jeans... now he's got pussy pants.
pussy pants by snarky May 26, 2003

Brown Pants 

Used to refer to coworkers' apparel choices. Most commonly refers to coworkers who wear the same outfit multiple times in a week.
History of the word derives from a particular individual who wore brown pants to the office more than once. Even up to three times per week.
Did you see what she was wearing? So brown pants!
Brown Pants by Sid the Sloth July 23, 2008

parachute pants 

Those wierd big and fluffy pants that came from the 80's, you know when everyone had those really bad hairstyles!
"omigod kelly look at her pants! aren't those parachute pants? arrrggghhhhh run away!!"
parachute pants by Carmen December 17, 2003