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Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything
Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.
by Notnob January 7, 2024
mugGet the Free Moneymug.

The money shop

A place where you go to borrow money, cash cheques or sell some gold. For people that work at the money shop this is where you go to atone for the sins of your forefathers.

see also hell purgatory punishment
Jim- Does jack seem different to you?

Lucy- Yh he got a job at the money shop and lost his soul
by eobard thawne June 9, 2018
mugGet the The money shopmug.

Check Money

A large amount of money that typically exceeds $1,000 and/or what the average person would consider too much money to be causally carrying around.

Check money is typically used for big purchases such as a car or house.
Example:
Cash or check?

Cash is easier it’s only $35 not Check money.

Person 1: I want to buy a new mustang

Person 2: You got Check money for a mustang?
by Sstav August 5, 2021
mugGet the Check Moneymug.

Money thicc

When your booty is extra thick from the phat wads of cash you got stuffed in there. Usually older women who play golf and drink wine.
by Lemoni June 15, 2018
mugGet the Money thiccmug.

Rainbow Dash-Money

Rainbow Dash's full name after she married Prince Little Money "L Money" and had her surname "Dash" hyphenated to "Rainbow Dash-Money" show L Money she loves him very much.
Hey there Rainbow Dash-Money!
by King Of My Little Pony January 31, 2025
mugGet the Rainbow Dash-Moneymug.

Money

Paper you trade for food.
Hym "I'm thirsty..."

Iam "We already spent too much money today."

Hym "Someone needs to give us all of their money..."

Iam "Didn't we have have a rule about not giving people money?"

Hym "I don't care about rules! I care about getting red bull into my blood. That's who should give us money!"

Iam "Red bull?"

Hym "Yes! They would probably give us drinks for free too."

Iam "I guess...."

Hym "We could get red bull tattoos"

Iam "Are you ... Are your serious?"

Hym "No you idiot! Get up and go get us some drinks!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2022
mugGet the Moneymug.

You made the money by stealing from ME

You have been stealing my taxpayer dollars and feeding it to your filthy mentally retarded kids since I was 15 if you do not pay me and treat my illness I will start killing the and I will not stop until I am dead and then AFTER I'm dead I will CONTINUE to kill them... Because LOOK... I'm you...
Hym "You made the money by stealing from me. You are all collectivizing, lying, making shit up, and whatever the fuck you want to call this to not pay me for the thing you stole. According to the rules, I did not steal... And YOU DID."

A retard "Oh hey look the mixed ones aren't retarded like my kids... I wonder why that is?"

Hym "Incest. It's too much incest."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
mugGet the You made the money by stealing from MEmug.

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