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pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
by Sexydimma March 9, 2013
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Getting Stung By A Fly

Getting stung by a fly means confusing others in a way that they forget what they were meant to do.
(It is something that I made up)
Person A: "Did you understand what __ meant in their presentation?"
Person B: "No. Probably they tried getting stung by a fly."
by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025
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Venus Fly Trap

When a woman wears extra long fake eyelashes, they look like a venus fly trap on her face.
Have you seen Brianna? I don't even know how she can see the road when she drives. Her eyelashes are like a Venus Fly Trap!
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2023
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Flying Rainbow

A sexual move where the women lays on the floor butt-naked and tied down and the man bounces on the bed three times wearing a full body rainbow unicorn spandex suit the lunges and the woman on the fourth jump with full force and does this repeatedly until he finishes
*At you’re wifes funeral*
You: I only wanted to try the Flying Rainbow
Friend: You’re sick man.
by judsssrr March 12, 2019
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Flying Dutchman

When you and the boys find a rope swing on the side of the lake but you gotta take a fat shit so you wait until the swing reaches its climax to let it out
Yo watch out I’m about to hit a Flying Dutchman
by The little dingler man August 31, 2025
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world flying community

wtf is that websute oh god
person 1: don't visit the world flying community
person 2: ok
by igottafeeling November 22, 2021
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flying mattress

Female flight attendant, usually know to be an easy lay at every destination!
Damn that gal lays more guys than any other 'Slapper' when her plane touches down! a real 'Flying Mattress' that one!
by Jimmy de Bogan March 8, 2024
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