Cock Gobbla

1. The act of gobblin an xtra large cock
2. He who gobbles the cock
3. Someone who just gobbles cock 24/7

Johnny: U a cock gobbla due, just go gobble a cockosaurus u stupid azz.

Cock Gobbla: Shut up due, gobble gobble gobble

by Johnny$$$$ October 8, 2008

cocking the spangbutt

This is a sexual act where you first spank an ass so hard a bright red handprint shows up. Then you wack your flaccid penis on the handprint until erect and immediately ram it directly into the receivers asshole

Bro, I was cocking the spangbutt all night last night

by bitch nigger 27 June 7, 2018

Cock Vampire

The phase after you lose your virginity and all you want is the D.

My puss just got penetrated and now i'm livin that cock vampire life.
Ever since I lost my virginity im so thirsty for some penis. You can call me a cock vampire.

by cinnamon tits March 8, 2014

Iron cock

The definition of Jens

''Omg who is that?''
'' It's Jens the iron cock!''

by morerna September 29, 2021

Cock of Salami

A measurement of meat, standardized by the USDA. Measuring approximately three inches long, or the same size as an average penis in the US.

Shopper: "May I have a cock of salami?"
Grocer: "Sure thing ma'am, do you want that raw or wrapped?"

by Taglar Dreskk September 24, 2021

Cock cookie

Cock cookie is a girl that lets guys constantly cum inside her cookie (pussy).

Donny: Jessica has a weird smelling pussy. I'm starting to suspect that she's with random dudes all the time.

Jared: The boys don't call her a Cock Cookie for nothing.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019

cock stock

chicken stock for your cock

Ayo u want some cock stock?

by Red_swordfish88 April 2, 2022