Cock block

My step father

He is a huge cock block

by Blank nightie December 2, 2024

Blocked canal

When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.

"Jimmy tried to give me the blocked canal last night but despite his efforts he didn't succeed."

by The woodstoners August 23, 2016

clock block

The tiny clock in the middle of your blackberry screen which prevents you from living your life and/or viewing large pages of porn.

Sorry mate I coudnt reply to your BBM because I had clock block

by BBMessy January 1, 2012

Pi’s Block

The math constant’s equivalent of writer’s block. When the number π frustratingly finds herself facing a blank page with zero output on her part, often spewing out a string of four-letter words.

Unlike her constant counterparts like e and 𝜙, rain or shine, π doesn’t give the excuse of pi’s block to rationalize why she’s semi-productive or unproductive on certain days.

by Numerati August 11, 2024

Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.

I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.

by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011

8 block

On hood this one of them sections you don’t go thru. They got a lot of thugs over there. I think it’s this one dude, he actually go by 8 block he crazy Fashoo dude a reaper.

Watch out don’t slide don’t 8 block we might not make it home.

by Parttinef4ther November 22, 2021

hurtin block in

cool kid that posts montages on youtube. Known for blocking into beds in ranked bedwars (at supersane speed). Cracked at block game

He just did a hurtin block in.

by unsatisfy March 17, 2021