Trump Tower

When you suspend yourself from a ceiling, horizontal to the girl your peeing on

"Republican chicks are crazy bro!" "Oh yea, how so??" "Well, one moment their telling me to go back to where I camee from, the next moment Im giving them a Trump Tower!"

Trump Tower by ramsteezytv February 22, 2026

Trump’s Law

Trump’s Law describes a phenomenon where an individual (typically a public figure) creates a chaotic or problematic situation out of thin air, only to later "solve" it and celebrate the resolution as a massive personal victory. The outcome of the "solution" is almost always objectively worse than the original state before the person intervened.

In short: Creating a fire to take credit for putting it out with a glass of water.

Person A: "Did you see that? He threatened to shut down the entire trade route, caused a massive price spike, then 'negotiated' to keep it open at double the original cost and called it the 'Deal of the Century'."

Person B: "Classic Trump’s Law in action. He’s celebrating a disaster he built himself."

Trump’s Law by therachehebler March 12, 2026

trump tan

The discoloration of a flesh colored dildo through repeated use for anal play; the pink material slowly takes on an orange hue, reminiscent of the make up worn by the tangerine tyrant of '26, war criminal and all round twat, Donald Trump

"I told you we should have got this butt plug in black, it's already getting a Trump tan on the tip"

trump tan by fratzpoozle March 17, 2026

Trump Card

An artifact from the early 21st century made popular by POTUS #45 & 47 (non contiguous). Legend has it that whoever is left holding the TRUMP CARD is cursed with illness, death & destruction…or, at the very least the worst luck imaginable. Unlike previous incarnations of this item, which were said to have been made of the highest quality & purist 14K GOLD, this truncate is created solely from HORSE SH*T!

Much to his dismay (and the delight of his friend Issa), Kurt found himself holding the proverbial TRUMP CARD. After quickly sanitizing his hands, Kurt muttered, “Well I guess I won’t have to worry about stepping on a crack in the sidewalk or having a black cat cross my path <heavy 😔 sigh>.”

Trump Card by MusclyGeek April 29, 2026

Trump Privelege

The Privelege of letting out a big fart anywhere you go just because you voted for him and you know holding it in might be bad for the kidneys.

I hate to invoke Trump Privelege but you know I'll deny it later.

Trump Privelege by Paul Axlerod May 14, 2026

Trump Privelege

Having the right to let out a big fart just because you voted for the loser and know it might be bad for the kidneys to hold it in.

I hate to invoke Trump Privelege but I'll probably deny it later.

Trump Privelege by Paul Axlerod May 14, 2026

trump says

when you play the game simon says using trumps name, but his constituents talks so fast that anything he says goes and if you do something wrong it's your fault and not trumps. peace out

trumps says a bunch of bullshit now trump says build that wall but simon didn't say so

trump says by Paul Axlerod May 16, 2026