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Trump Card
An artifact from the early 21st century made popular by POTUS #45 & 47 (non contiguous). Legend has it that whoever is left holding the TRUMP CARD is cursed with illness, death & destruction…or, at the very least the worst luck imaginable. Unlike previous incarnations of this item, which were said to have been made of the highest quality & purist 14K GOLD, this truncate is created solely from HORSE SH*T!
Much to his dismay (and the delight of his friend Issa), Kurt found himself holding the proverbial TRUMP CARD. After quickly sanitizing his hands, Kurt muttered, “Well I guess I won’t have to worry about stepping on a crack in the sidewalk or having a black cat cross my path <heavy 😔 sigh>.”
Trump Card by MusclyGeek April 29, 2026
handbag house
A type of electronic dance music and a subgenre of house music characterized by upbeat tempo (120 – 130 BPM), singable lyrics, and a simple 4/4 time signature that was popular during the late 80s and early 90s, especially in gay dance clubs.
Frequently performed by female vocalists (Whitney Houston, Amber, Kristine W, Deborah Cox) and punctuated with dramatic "break downs" or "dropouts" (where the music builds to a frenetic high, drops off to virtual silence, only to build again), handbag house is also known as "happy house," or "diva house," (and, more derisively, as "plastic disco"). Declined in popularity as harder, less melodic music (aka "tweaker music") became de rigueur.
Name pokes fun at deliriously happy dancers waving their handbags—imaginary or not—in the air. Alternatively, it may refer to a group of club-goers dancing around their handbags thrown on the floor.
Frequently performed by female vocalists (Whitney Houston, Amber, Kristine W, Deborah Cox) and punctuated with dramatic "break downs" or "dropouts" (where the music builds to a frenetic high, drops off to virtual silence, only to build again), handbag house is also known as "happy house," or "diva house," (and, more derisively, as "plastic disco"). Declined in popularity as harder, less melodic music (aka "tweaker music") became de rigueur.
Name pokes fun at deliriously happy dancers waving their handbags—imaginary or not—in the air. Alternatively, it may refer to a group of club-goers dancing around their handbags thrown on the floor.
That last set was some of the best handbag house I've heard in eons. I’m dizzy from spinning around out there, waving my hands in the air. Grrrrl, I gotta go hydrate!
handbag house by MusclyGeek May 20, 2019