shit and piss factory

Usually a reference to a person or animal that is totally worthless. The phrase exhibits all the thing does is shit and piss.

Tommy lost another fucking job last week. That guy is a shit and piss factory.

by Jacklemen Hearse October 20, 2008

piss on my bonfire

British slang.

The art of putting a dampener on someones moment of glory/celebration.

Interchangeable with the phrase "You rained on my parade."

Person A: I got 3As in my exams! Awesome!
Person B: I got 7As.
Person A: Way to piss on my bonfire, bastard.

by Espiria June 15, 2006

piss ants

The ants found in hot summers crawling around the toilet.

Also an expression meaning little trouble making kids.

Don't let the piss ants bite ya.

Those little piss ants stole my lawn ornament!

by Delmuire December 23, 2009

piss in the mop bucket

A group act of defiance perpetrated by disgruntled employees, students or other activists that results in urine, rather than cleaning agent, to be unwittingly distributed on the floor of a relatively small, enclosed space; given sufficient time, the now ripened piss causes the air to become unbreathable, the facility itself rendered temporarily toxic.

We're all in this together; EVERYONE, even you ladies, gotta step-up and piss in the mop bucket! Now's our chance to get some payback!

by YAWA August 29, 2017

8 ball piss

An extra long piss after drinking large quantities of malt liquor.

"Damn man, you just pissed for like a minute."

"Yeah, it was an 8 ball piss. I drank 2 forties of OE."

by Jimboslice1976 October 28, 2013

pissed on my chips

when an unfortunate circumstance happens, especially used when something spoils something you're looking forward too.

("chips" is used in the British sense)

"fuck, I've lost my tickets for the gig. That's pissed on my chips."

by bob's second cousin July 6, 2009

topside pool piss

Taking a leak directly into a pool, from the comfort of the pool deck when a bathroom or a secluded bush are just steps away. Usually a booze induced act, the topside pool piss is always met with harsh criticisim from angry onlookers who havent had nearly as many keg beers as the subject taking the piss.

Significance is doubled when Tim Tebow is swimming in said pool.

Ashley Cooke: Hey Cooper.. did you see that shitbombtaking a topside pool piss...??

Cooper: Yeah, what an asshole, he has no respect for this household.

by topsidepoolpisser June 22, 2011