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SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL 

Cheaply manufactured pistol, usually in caliber .22, that no self-respecting, law abiding citizen would consider using to defend him or herself from some punkass shit wielding said firearm. The rest of us use real guns. Go ahead, Al Gore, ban them. Takes the attention away from the fuckin Brady Bill. Thank God it's over next year. More mags for that L1A1 I'm lookin at.
"Your gun says 'Replica'. My gun says 'Desert Eagle .50'"
SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL by Big Tim January 26, 2007

Friday Night Funkin 

Well... You know... Fnf the classic rhythm game that everybody is playing now... : )

Poker Night 

When a group of guys ....(in highschool)....sit around at another guys house and masturbate and watch porn and other naughty things sometimes grls go to watch and that's okay.
Hey are you gonna go to poker night at dempsey's on sunday?
yea i can't wait
Poker Night by kam&doh April 1, 2005

One Night Standard 

A person who likes to have one night stands on weekends. Can work for both guys and girls, and usually involves sex with no strings attached.
Jess: "Where's Janie tonight?"
Anna: "She's out having a one night standard with a frat."
One Night Standard by Death's Door October 10, 2011

guys' night out 

a time when guys urge for sex...
i'm waitin' for the next "guy's night out".
guys' night out by curved shit October 3, 2003

Thicke of the Night

Based on Alan Thicke's failed talk show "Thicke of the Night", this sexual act takes place while spooning your lady. The male must be the 'spooner', meaning he faces the backside of the woman. While she sleeps, he proceeds to slip his engorged penis into her dirty starfish, or anus.

Two things will happen as this takes place:

1. Your hair will form into a rock-hard brillo pad-esq shell and you will speak in a pinched arrogant tone bemoaning Michael's inability get his act together because he spends too much time hanging with Boner.

2. The position, like it's talk show namesake, will be cancelled as your lady's dirty starfish pinches off your manhood.
I gave Charlize a Thicke of the Night when she fell asleep watching Growing Pains.
Thicke of the Night by John Stone December 13, 2008