Monkey Punch

The act of punching a partner in the ribs and lower abdomen for rough sex.

Dude I crack Jessica's ribs on accident when she asked me to monkey punch her during sex.

Monkey Punch by Buttfistee January 2, 2026

Get merch

Get the Monkey Punch mug.

See more merch

Monkey Pilot

When you're just zoning out and your inner monkey is in control of your body. Like, auto-pilot on an aeroplane.

"Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to scratch my balls in front of you, I was on Monkey Pilot"

Monkey Pilot by anonymous January 6, 2026

Get merch

Related Words

monkey • monkey nuts • Monkey Boy • monkeybutt • monkeyman • monkeyfuck • Monkey Wrench • monkey ball • Monkeypox • monkey face

Monkey's uncle

The term monkey's uncle, most notably seen in the idiom "(Well,) I'll be a monkey's uncle", is used to express complete surprise, amazement or disbelief.

John: "Jessica broke up with Tommy can you belive that"

Isaac: "Well I'll b e a
Monkey's uncle!"

Monkey's uncle by Deodorant enjoyer March 19, 2026

Get merch

Monkey whore

A woman who leaves relationships to immediately be in another relationship because she was already laying the groundwork if not already outright cheating so that she has a soft place to land, and never really being single ever. Much like the monkey in the jungle, swings from tree to tree, the monkey never lets go of one branch until its paw is firmly grabbing the other, ie; monkey whore

She’ll never be alone, she’s a monkey whore, she’s always gonna have a dude waiting

Monkey whore by Big Dick Mcfuckalotty. April 28, 2026