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Polio Legs

The act of binding or tying someones dick to the side of their leg tightly with rope or zip ties and then walking around until they pass out or fall down.
That bitch gave me Polio Legs when she tied my cock up real tight and made me walk to the store. I only made it 2 blocks before I wobbled to the ground. I couldn't feel my dick for a half hour after.
by MajorHole November 18, 2016
mugGet the Polio Legsmug.

Two Legs

A stoner who always carries nugs.
Jersey is the coolest two legs.
by Peenlord April 14, 2019
mugGet the Two Legsmug.

kicking his leg

when you scroll from jude_movie’s most recent post to part 361 (third pinned video) realizing he hasn’t posted in a while
“i get so mad when i see the guy kicking his leg”

“jude are you okay? i just saw the guy kicking his leg”

it’s time to post jude, the guy kicking his leg showed up again”
by sxy195188m7 May 21, 2023
mugGet the kicking his legmug.

Hayden Legs

*falls down the stairs at wetherspoons*

"good god! Have you got Hayden Legs or something?!"
by Chumlee Johnson November 18, 2023
mugGet the Hayden Legsmug.

Healthy legs

A group (of usually 5 or 6 girls and boys below the age of 25) of fun, healthy people who are all very close, and enjoy kicking up a fuss and creating banter wherever they go, a little squad with lots of inside jokes and phrases.
(in conversation)
Person 1: "hey look over there, some healthy legs!"
Person 2: "wow! They're so cool!"
by AshleeYJOHNNNO471_twitter July 18, 2016
mugGet the Healthy legsmug.

scrollers leg

When you've been scrolling on your phone for so long that the toilet seat has made your legs go numb.
...anyway way man, I'd better get back to work, I've got a bad case of scrollers leg
by Goat balls February 14, 2025
mugGet the scrollers legmug.

Greasy dog leg

When you put crisco behind your womans knee and fuck her knee cleavage.
Gave my bitch a greasy dog leg last night.
by boobyhumps February 13, 2020
mugGet the Greasy dog legmug.

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