An absolute draw, or stalemate; Otherwise used to flatter oneself after a close competition where one did not necessarily lose, but cannot rightfully say they won.
“Hey man! I heard you got into a fight yesterday! Did you win, or what?”
“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”
“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”
by Virum_Vixen July 12, 2023
Get the French victory mug.When you’re watching somebody else’s dog and you suddenly get the sexual desire to lather up your dick in peanut butter and proceed to stuff doggy biscuits in your ass in hopes of the dog giving you some free ass eatin’ that wouldent be available anywhere else.
by TheGayCabinet June 21, 2018
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Get the French Suicide mug.The french carrot is a time to describe when you can't find your dildo so you steal a carrot from the grocery store or your neighbours yard
Where have all our carrots gone? We had half a bag before the dinner party?
Im not sure , but i think our daughter might be doing the French carrot again.
Im not sure , but i think our daughter might be doing the French carrot again.
by The French Carrot April 22, 2018
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Get the French Holy Trinity mug.A slang word for someone who gets their words mixed up such as the words French horn and Tuba because someone was talking about a French horn and another about a tuba.
by Cutekittys May 5, 2023
Get the French Tuba mug.Using one's tongue to floss betwixt another human's toes. Typically performed as pre-coital foreplay among incestuous peoples.
by Splorpy January 23, 2021
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