S.A.S. 

Not to be confused with Britian's Special Air Service, S.A.S. refers to "sweaty ass syndrome", or ass-crack sweat.

Sweat from the lower back accumulates in the crack of one's ass (usually men) and forms wet stains on thier boxers, sometimes permanently if the sweat is mixed with fecal matter.

Usually treated with a "manpon", or wadded-up handful of toilet paper inserted into the asscrack.

"That construction worker's got S.A.S. so bad, the seat of his jeans look like he wet himself.

S.A.S. by J.Knox May 5, 2008

S L E W E D 

Sexual.Lifestyles.Ethnic.Whipping.Erectile.Dysfunction

To pay a member of an ethnic community to whip one's testicles for sexual pleasure. Payment can be made by driving a 2010 red ford fiesta or by having sexual intercourse with anything that is considered mainstream.

My mate Glen got S L E W E D last night. He loves it though, he gets S L E W E D every night.

S L E W E D by JOhnTheMR.Funnyman September 6, 2010

S.W.A.T. 

An okay movie that, in my opinion, was just a giant Dr.Pepper commercial.

Dude, S.W.A.T. was totally tit, but there were too many Dr.Pepper ads.

S.W.A.T. by anonymous October 10, 2003

S.O. 

A person who alternates between Mr. Right and the Douchebag Next Door. You can recognize him by refusal to communicate while in a relationship and by a wrecked set of priorities. This guy will become a permanent asshole a month before breaking up with you.

The epitome of a S.O. would be Sean Oliver at UPenn, but S.O.s can be found throughout the country. Most abundantly at college campuses and local bars.

S.O. by *_* April 27, 2006

[s][e][x][b][o][x]

-A word i made up-
Sexbox is an affectionet name anyone may call me , it can also be a sqaure box , designed persificly for each person with the word sexbox written on a side.
Sexbox;s have there own personalitys and may fall in love , you must look after them properly and treat them carefully.

1] "hey there she is ..HEY SEXBOX WERE OVER HERE"
2] "Look at my sexbox , its not like yours mine looks like a house and yours is just a box and look at how a wrote sexbox on it..aw i think the sexbox's are in love"
3] "where do you live"says girl "in my sexbox"says guy
he shuffles "im not a tramp/hobo/bum i like living in a box"

[s][e][x][b][o][x] by Summer-sky / Naomi July 18, 2006

S.O.S. 

1. A song by Teen Pop sensations Jonas Brothers.
2. Someone Over Shoulder....like if anybody is IMing or chatting someting personal with someone and someone comes and watches you IM or Chat...you can say S.O.S and change the topic till the person's gone.Then you gotta say S.O.S.G for S.O.S gone

1.Peggy: OMJ!! I love S.O.S!!
Alyson: OMJ me too!!!!!!!!
2. Chelz123: So..r u goin on the date with the senior??
Ravy1234: S.O.S
Chelz123: How much did you score in the science test??
Ravy1234: S.O.S.G yeah
Chelz123: cool!

S.O.S. by Miley Jonas April 22, 2008

s.o.c.m.o.b. 

See socmob
Seriously. Its the same exact thing.

s.o.c.m.o.b. is socmob.

s.o.c.m.o.b. by Laurariea Jasmine Adairra October 30, 2006