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Polished Turd Syndrome

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10
Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.
by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021
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Monkey shit turd

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them
by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022
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back turd

That girl is such a back turd. Does she even know the definition of fun?
by Frodo1997 July 2, 2014
mugGet the back turdmug.

Turd Bang

Lana Rhoades only known to preformed this sex act. Takes an HIV/AIDS+ turd directly inside her holes(all 3). As a sidenote it's fucking disgusting.
Yo! Bro turn that 💩 off! Lana's Turd Bang is foul as FAULK dude!
by Monkey Face Killah October 4, 2023
mugGet the Turd Bangmug.

Flipping Turds

"flipping turds" is essentially another way of saying nervous, worried or scared. The origin stems from the feeling that you get in your stomach when feeling any of those things and it's presumed similarity with what a turd would feel like if it were flipping around in your guts...
"I'm sure Pam is already flipping turds thinking about driving in this snow"
by GSchruth November 19, 2011
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giftwrap turd

a douchebag bag that dresses elegantly to impress everyone.
a narcissist in high fashion clothing.
Wow mike that's quite an outfit, your a real giftwrap turd
by timi kay July 28, 2023
mugGet the giftwrap turdmug.

Biggest turd in the world

The biggest turd in the world is a term used to describe Dakota Riley’s bitch ass
by Badussy lvr January 7, 2022
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