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Tree

A plant that ussually is tall and thicc with a (ussually) brown trunk (birch is an example of an exception) and leaves that in many trees change colour and fall in autumn and grow back and green-coloured in Spring. Not all trees have their leaves green on summer and spring, some *bloom* on other colours like red, white, pink or purple. Many trees grow flowers and/or fruits or pinecones or nuts. Trees are also where cats scratch, birds live, dogs pee and little kids climb. Many resources, like paper or wood, come from trees.

Trees are being cut a lot, and ppl are rebeling to try to save them with #SaveTheTrees and #TeamTrees (there's even a company that works for this saviour named TeamTrees) and many youtubers are supporting it with streams and stuff.

Oh, I forgot...! Trees are also used for X-mas
Joe: Hey Bob
Bob: Yes?
Joe: Did you know that our favourite youtubers is going to livestream for TeamTrees on Friday?
Bob: Rly? Cool m8
by 99BestNumber June 20, 2020
mugGet the Treemug.

the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda
you beat your wife today? guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
by guala dictator January 13, 2022
mugGet the the apple doesn’t fall far from the treemug.

orange trees

A saying your boyfriend uses when he wants to say something romantic but can't think of anything. It ends up being adorable anyway, and you end up kissing after. Usually used when outside in Autumn in New England, since the leaves there change color in the fall.
Boyfriend: Those orange trees are so beautiful.
by allyd637 October 23, 2014
mugGet the orange treesmug.

Maple Tree

The opposite of a Catfish. Her photos made her look like a munter but in real life she was a stone cold 10.
That girl was such a maple tree, she was a gremlin in her pics but a 10 in real life and sucked harder than a Harley low on fuel”
by Tarqs August 22, 2024
mugGet the Maple Treemug.

the Brazilian tree stump

When a man, or his partner, waxes his pubes while having intercourse.
My girlfriend and I tryed the Brazilian tree stump last night and it hurt like a bitch.
by thebatmanz March 4, 2015
mugGet the the Brazilian tree stumpmug.

Search the web to plant trees...

Used to search Ecosia, a search engine that plants trees, when you're bored AF.
She typed, "Search the web to plant trees..."
by BradfordBadBoii March 12, 2021
mugGet the Search the web to plant trees...mug.

The Oldest Book in The Tree

By Throbert Buster

Meaning the oldest trick in the book, but amidst a dreary morning, a lazy rising sun, a distinguished gentlemen by the name of Throbert Buster, twixt with his confusion, exclaims, "The Oldest Book in The Tree!"
Thats literally The Oldest Book in The Tree bro.
by Ignacio DriverbeerLluchalatore February 19, 2025
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