PeachPlugger9000's definitions

Uppies

What a short king says when he wants to get with a woman who's taller than him.

Female: "I don't think I'm right for you. I'm taller than you."
Short King: "I don't mind, babygirl. You can give me all the uppies I need."

by PeachPlugger9000 November 28, 2023

Like a moth to a flame

Something you can see coming from a mile away. Something that is obvious and easy to predict.

"I can't believe that crackhead bought crack with the money I gave him." smh
"What did you expect, bruh? Like a moth to a flame."

by PeachPlugger9000 October 29, 2023

Yapology

The study of yapping. Someone who says a lot but doesn't say anything meaningful nor impactful. Someone who studies or practices Yapology is an expect level at yapping.

"He's so good at saying a lot, but everything he says isn't meaningful, he must have majored in Yapology."

by PeachPlugger9000 December 7, 2023

Tree Climber

A male who doesn't mind the challenge of dating a female taller than himself.

"babygirl idgaf if you taller than me. I'm a tree climber baby"

by PeachPlugger9000 January 5, 2025

villain origin story

A dramatic event that happened in someone’s life that changed them into a villain doing evil things to mask their pain.

Bro 1: “Can’t believe your gf cheated on you with 30 guys in one year and you didn't find out until now.”

Bro 2: *cry* “this will be my villain origin story! Everyone will pay for what she did to me!!” 😡

by PeachPlugger9000 July 4, 2024

sucker shit

Someone who commits cowardly actions to save his own self.

I can't believe you ran away from a fight leaving your boy behind to get jumped. You on some sucker shit.

by PeachPlugger9000 October 23, 2017