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Shower Slingshot

when the ejaculate from a shower wank is stuck to your hand and the attempt to flick it off results in a bungee jump like extension.
i had a great wank this morning... had to clean the shower slingshot off the wall though
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Rocky Mountain Shower

Pretending to shotgun a Coors Light with your friends and blowing into the beer can while pointing the can opening towards your intended target. Your friend should be covered in an ice cold shower of beer.
Instead of shotgunning the beer, he turned the beer towards his friend and gave him a rocky mountain shower.
by He him chichi May 21, 2022
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hangover shower

A hangover shower is literally when you have shower sitting down, can't be arsed doing anything else than resting, wanting to go back to bed but you know you need to get clean after that messy night.
Too tired for words, im gonna have a hangover shower because i can not be bothered doing anything else
by Hangover shower February 9, 2017
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shower rant

some shit that you do when your tired of scrubbing weird bubbly shit all over your body
Michael during his shower rant: *scrubbing his penis* So, what's the point of time machines if the only cause harm?
by Stupid Af July 14, 2021
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Knob Shower

"Knob shower" is the term used for a shower that you take exclusively to wash away your knob cheese, if you happen to have some.
Guy 1: My g, what's that smell?

Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.

Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!
by Dominitus August 11, 2016
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guys shower

Where guys have a baby shower for a guy whose wife is having a baby.....it can also mean a bunch of guys showering together. The meaning can be used interchangeably but aren't always, but most of the time they mean the same thing. So you choose.
We're having a guys shower with all the guys.
by jackxscript July 9, 2018
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Post-Shower Clarity

Realizing you fucked up while getting out of the shower.

It's also another way to say you got a good idea from showering.
Alex figured out how to ask out the girl he liked without panic thanks to post-shower clarity!
by TobitoUchiha July 19, 2025
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