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donkey deuche 

when a man has sexual relations with a female donkey the donkey must be cleaned out with a deuche before its next encounter. the female donkey must be cleaned with this deuche to ensure years of healthy well being.
in the movie clerks 2, there is a donkey show where you can make love to a donkey "kinky kelly" for 500 bucks. the donkey must be cleaned out with a donkey deuche between performances.
donkey deuche by bob plumblow March 15, 2008
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Donkey Dong

Donkey Dong aka DD (Noun): A penis that is very skinny but VERY HAIRY!! Hairy to the point to where it looks like you have a dog dick that's HAIRY like donkey kong.
EWW! You have a donkey dong!! I ain't fuckin any more!
Donkey Dong by Devneesssss July 23, 2017

Swamp donkey 

Rob: That girl devon was a swamp donkey.

Luke: Yea but shes gives mad good blow jobs.
Swamp donkey by rtc1588 March 1, 2007

Swamp Donkey 

A female often overweight and grotesque. Often found at high school parties, waiting for guys to get drunk therefore making them an easy target to engage in sexual acts.
I can't believe I hooked up with that swamp donkey!
Swamp Donkey by Brotoe March 10, 2009

swamp donkey 

a dirty slut whose vagina is swampy, and reeks like a donkeys ass
I went to a party but my time was cut short, after a swamp donkey approached me asking for sex.
swamp donkey by Mr.rambow October 4, 2009

floppy donkey 

A person who is unable to successfully move their limbs due to extreme tiredness.
Conversing with said person is useless due to floppy donkey also affecting the brain.
To move someone who is a floppy donkey is close to impossible.
Guy "Honey do you wanna go somewhere?"
Girl *inaudible mumbling*
Guy "You're floppy donkey aren't you?"
Girl "Mmmmf"

I hate when she goes all floppy donkey on me, it's like she's made entirely of limbs!
floppy donkey by tyne wolfe June 15, 2013

Swamp Donkey 

A giant mud truck with 26" rims
The Swamp Donkey just flicked on those niggers in the donk.