turd brushed

The evidence of massive load after flushing.

After a huge turkey dinner Mike dropped a massive load in the porcelain bowl as evidenced by the turd brushed marks left after flushing.

by demon71 November 28, 2012

turd burgler

(noun) One that participates in the act of turd burgling
(verb) the act of defecation/turd penetration into a partners anus repeatedly back and forth.

The turd burgler and I were turd burgling, but our anal seal just wasn't tight enough, so I spurgled snurgle down my leg.

by TBurgler44 August 31, 2013

Turd Burglar

Someone who steals your shit to make themselves look better to others.

Jim: "Jesus Dan. Did John just take your iPhone to show to his girlfriend?"

Dan: "Yea. He's a turd burglar."

by A Time Walker September 3, 2013

Turd

A term of ENDEARMENT often used by cute girls to get the attention of the most awesome people they know, often is a bad ass mofo. Turds are often imitated but never duplicated. sexy amazing ill the ish

"Damn Turd just found the cure to cancer, ended world hunger, and brought peace to the whole world!!!"

by Mrs. Lerman August 25, 2013

turd burglar

-an individual who finds joy in sucking the joy from others.
-someone who sucks the joy away, as if taking the joy away from relieving yourself by pooping.
-to call someone a turd burglar means they ruin any enjoyable moment all the time.

All i wanted to do was enjoy a peaceful break from work, but my boss kept walking around the office. He's such a turd burglar.

by Bradgehog November 5, 2013

turbulent priest

An archbishop who regularly defies royal direction

"Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?"

by abeckett December 29, 2013

turd snarffer

One who snarfs all the turds.

"Omg, did you see that guy, Noah?!"
"Lol, yeah he is such a turd snarffer!"

by noodlesss October 18, 2014