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Tree Of Wisdom

The Tree Of Wisdom is a large Sweetgum Tree growing on top of a hill that is called the Hill Of Wisdom, which is on an island or is a high point surrounded by Bald Cypress Swamp where alligator sightings occur.
The Tree Of Wisdom on the Virginia Peninsula is one of the most sacred sights for North American Aliyite Muslims and for the Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Tribe.
by ZAYDIYYAH DEFENSE December 17, 2024
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Tree Shaker

A. When you have a gator on the line tied to a swamp tree it will shake it trying to get free
B. When a obese person tries to ride a rope swing tied to an old apple tree.
Bayou bandit: "looks like we's gots a gator on da line! and it's a real tree shaker!"

Jimbo: "HOSS gettin' on dat swing!! "
"DAMN! He's a gonna bees a real a tree shaker!"
by TVCAR112 January 2, 2025
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Tree Climber

A male who doesn't mind the challenge of dating a female taller than himself.
"babygirl idgaf if you taller than me. I'm a tree climber baby"
by PeachPlugger9000 January 5, 2025
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Tree Penis

A common synonym to 'Umbilical Cord'
Andrew was shocked when his 3 year old son called Ayden's Umbilical Cord a Tree Penis
by Tyler Sla January 13, 2025
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Tree

A tree is a tall , fine person with an athletic/muscular physique.
P1: " Omg , their so tall & attractive "

P2 : " that’s a tree to climb on "
by Nancy M June 21, 2025
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tree hugger

Person who seeks enlightenment while riding. May occur due to a mechanical failure, intentional in nature, etc.
" Bro was a tree hugger throughout his entire life, but didn't see this coming"

"Did you hear about bro? No.... he hugged a tree last night. He'll be aight though, he just wanted to connect with nature"
by that's_amazeballs July 5, 2025
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Alberta Tree Bog

you law a log on the ground and you grabble your partner, you smear it in their face
Hey me and girlfriend were getting bored of our usually sex acts, so i gave her a Alberta Tree Bog
by Mr TreeBog July 5, 2025
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