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what brand is your microwave

Often used when ppl don't want the conversation to end so they say this.
"Yeah I still have to go to 5th period"
"Oh okay"
"What brand is your microwave"
by Yobaddiewithafatty February 23, 2025
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What brand is your microwave?

A question guys ask girls over text when the conversation is drying out.
boy: "that's crazyy"
girl: "ikr"
boy" so uh what brand is your microwave?"
by alextheog March 12, 2025
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Edging My Microsoft.

"Hey bro, I've been Edging My Microsoft."
'yah bro it's a cool browser'
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I have a microwave

1. An expression used in moments of emotional awkwardness or when someone wants to help but doesn’t know what to say. It often comes from a heartfelt intention that ends up sounding random or awkward.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.
During a heartfelt conversation about her struggles, Hannah wanted to offer support to her friend but ended up saying, “I have a microwave,” and everyone laughed at the awkward yet genuine gesture.
by CMDreamTeam September 11, 2025
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i am the ceo of microsoft

You say that when you like pretending you are a roblox hacker
Me: I AM THE CEO OF MICROSOFT My alt: Oh yeah? prove it! *Roblox account gets deleted/hacked
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