Common Law Marriage 

Common Law Marriage is defined when you live with your significant other and you get a dog together. Common Law has nothing to do with different names, joint bank accounts, or paying for bills separately.

That nigga went out and got a dog. Damn, he's common law married now.

Common Law Marriage by Bill December 6, 2004

Boyle's Law 

Any amount of liquor or beer consumed is equally proportionate to the amount of liquor or beer that will be urinated onto someone's couch.

According to Boyle's Law, Joe drank four beers and pissed four beers worth of urine onto my couch last night.

Boyle's Law by Ashlee V April 14, 2008

Murphy's Law 

When you are just fated to get humiliated,when it is not your fault

Your name gets called out in the School's Auditorium.
Everyone starts laughing.
Turns out your name is Dick.That's Murphy's Law for you.

Murphy's Law by Whitteaker17 December 10, 2016

The 6 Foot Law

The 6 Foot Law is a mathematical formula usually in graph form that defines the crazy levels of a girl by her height. Similar to the Barney Stinson "Crazy Hot Scale" it is used to determine a cost/ risk analysis when pursuing a target. The main idea is that female subjects 6 foot and above are CRAZY, but can be fixed by hotness. Where as females who are midget people cannot be hot no matter the lack of crazy.

The formula Crazy = (height + age)/ (Bongo Size - Caboose size)

Friend: Wow bro she looks valid on snapchat
You: Yeah but shes 6 foot so she has to be a 12 with bongos to be worth it

Friend 2: Shes so crazy and shes 5'5
You: yes.... but she has bongos and a caboose so she passes The 6 Foot Law

The 6 Foot Law by It’s pedo not pedo April 20, 2020

Tard law 

A Law passed to prevent a retard from harming, or confusing themselves any further.

That warning label on the blend and lawnmower was put there because of a tard law.

Tard law by MWJW September 28, 2008

zoo law 

the law of old where poeple should get punished for there crime. the courts of today do not punish people, so this is why "Zoo law" needs to be inforced.

zoo law would cover Crimes like murder. It would bring back the old death sentence.. Crimes like rape, would be not be comunity service.. they would be prison.. for a long time

zoo law by zoolord March 25, 2010

Vixens Law

An internet law that is defined as when someone uses and example in an argument that is too far removed from the possibility that it would ever happen

Person 1:Trillions of people know about AIDS
Person 2: There isnt a trillion people around
Person 1: What about a trillion aliens
Person 2: Vixens law

Vixens Law by FiftySix July 10, 2011