The 6 Foot Law is a mathematical formula usually in graph form that defines the crazy levels of a girl by her height. Similar to the Barney Stinson "Crazy Hot Scale" it is used to determine a cost/ risk analysis when pursuing a target. The main idea is that female subjects 6 foot and above are CRAZY, but can be fixed by hotness. Where as females who are midget people cannot be hot no matter the lack of crazy.
The formula Crazy = (height + age)/ (Bongo Size - Caboose size)
The formula Crazy = (height + age)/ (Bongo Size - Caboose size)
Friend: Wow bro she looks valid on snapchat
You: Yeah but shes 6 foot so she has to be a 12 with bongos to be worth it
Friend 2: Shes so crazy and shes 5'5
You: yes.... but she has bongos and a caboose so she passes The 6 Foot Law
You: Yeah but shes 6 foot so she has to be a 12 with bongos to be worth it
Friend 2: Shes so crazy and shes 5'5
You: yes.... but she has bongos and a caboose so she passes The 6 Foot Law
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