by A.holmes November 9, 2019
Get the John Hanson mug.A bruh moment, but more specific. One suffers a "john moment" when they get curved hard by a girl, especially when they get in a fight with their parents over moving in with her but get dumped in a few months, with said girl going back to her ex that one was a temporary replacement for.
Person 1: "So this girl I was dating just broke up with me and went back to chilling with the dude she was with before me."
Person 2: "Yikes now that's a john moment."
Person 2: "Yikes now that's a john moment."
by Dicktionary21 July 15, 2019
Get the John moment mug.The most powerful person in the universe and is good friends with double J. John Fealias is snoop dogs brother and John will murder you if you talk bad about him.
John Fealias proved his domination over planted earth after slaughtering the president and his family.
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