A little kid, usually below the age of 11. They are spoiled due to having parents with moderate to severe symptoms of not giving a fuck about their children. They are always the first to check the fortnite daily item shop. Most start seizing when ping goes above 30. Due to all the energy drinks digested by these kids, they consume too much caffeine leading to them being sleep deprived. Most fortnite kids sit on their chair all day thinking they are cool for knowing how to do the orange justice emote. They also get erections by any female skin in the game.
Kid 1: "the new item shop comes out today, can't wait!"
Kid 2: "Ya me too"
Older brother of kid 1: "Y'all some fortnite kids. Take a shower, you smell like my dogs piss."
"Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass." If you have heard it, it's because kids have recited this famous Tik Tok video by @abdul_cisse. You probably have heard of him due to his shitpost type beatboxing, such as "Total Drama Island" and "Five Nights at Freddy's"
Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass.
Booted up my pc
Because I need need
To get that Fortnite Battle Pass
I like Fortnite
Did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite
Its night time I mean it's 5 o'clock It's basically nighttime
Now remember cartoon network,
Adventure Time
A person who doesn’t know how to play the simple game Fortnite and decides to brag as soon as they receive a win. These people often freak out when they hear shooting around them and claim that the enemy is hacking if they don’t get the kill. Fortnite noobs can be bush campers,players who hide in trees ,and just a person who corners themselves in a room to hide from opponents.
Hey did you hear Andrew has only one Fortnite win and he’s gloating about it, what a Fortnite noob.