Your dad

He went to get the milk but came back when you became a famous football player

Bro I'm gonna turn into your dad *disappears*

by The gentleman whom asked August 25, 2022

Your Dad

Said he was gonna get the milk but he never came back he also never cared about his kids

The mom is usually happy

Will only return if you win the lottery

Your dad is gone and not coming back

by Nintenplushworld August 26, 2022

god Dad

When you’re fucking the child’s mom really really good and she decides to say that she wants her son to be raised by you so you can teach her hoodrat son to fuck women good too

Please be my Son’s God Dad so he can fuck bitches silly and make him their God Dad

by Butta Flyy September 2, 2022

Dad Jokes

Annoying jokes your dad tells you. At one point you probably thought they were very funny, but not anymore. Now he just tells you them because he misses the old you and wishes he could go back to the good old days.

These dad jokes are very unfunny.

I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

parrot dad

Short for parrot daddy,
Someone who is a daddy to parrots, in the biblical sense.
Often characterized by changing the profile picture to include a parrot in active directory when found in corporate settings.

I had such a big weekend, I feel like I was Parrot Daddied.

by bad boy bubby 69 September 6, 2022

Your dad

Inexistent, gone, invisible, vacant, departed, MERELY THEORETICAL. Your father left before you were even conceived, he has no official record, legal, criminal, etc. No one has seen him at any point in time, those who have were erased off the face of the universe as soon as they laid eyes on this ghostly, hypothetical figure. If you know these people who have seen him you will forget about their existence. He isn't coming back.

Person 1: Hey is that your dad?
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.

by CumSockJoinedTheChat September 7, 2022

dads

a thing that left cause his pull out game was terrible

no dads only moms

by ijazakalaza September 7, 2022