Club Condo

The catch-all term for the place you go when:
-you and your friends want to party dry,
-you don't want to go to an actual club it's too loud,
-you don't want to be around too many drunk and unruly people,
-you don't like large crowds or loud music.

The term for that perfect spot where eligible bachelors and proper Christians and Mormons mingle with each other for an evening of safe, chaperoned fun without alcohol, drugs, loud music or rowdy crowds.
Eric: What should we do this weekend?
Rob: Want to hit the clubs?
Eric: I can't, man. I have Church Sunday morning.
Rob: Should we Club Condo?
Eric: You know it, bro!
by joffreybaratheon1 April 22, 2025
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Club Condo

The catch-all term for the place you go when:
-you and your friends want to party dry,
-you don't want to go to an actual club it's too loud,
-you don't want to be around too many drunk and unruly people,
-you don't like large crowds or loud music.

The term for that perfect spot where eligible bachelors and proper Christians and Mormons mingle with each other for an evening of safe, chaperoned fun without alcohol, drugs, loud music or rowdy crowds.
Eric: What should we do this weekend?
Rob: Want to hit the clubs?
Eric: I can't, man. I have Church Sunday morning.
Rob: Should we Club Condo?
Eric: You know it, bro!
by joffreybaratheon1 April 22, 2025
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Club Condo

Club condo is the named used for a place where people have orgies while being high at the same time.
Me and my chums are going to Club Condo tonight, it's gonna be a real good time.
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Club Condo

an exclusive club for those who have siphoned feces out of someone’s anus using your mouth and a plastic hose. You then mix it in to a martini glass, while adding blood, semen, saliva, smegma, and
My friend Rob came over last night and helped me join club condo.
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Club Condo

an exclusive club for those who have siphoned feces out of someone’s anus using your mouth and a plastic nose. You then mix it in to a martini glass along with blood, semen, saliva, smegma, mucus, and leukorrhea, and 1 lime. Once you manage to finish the beverage you officially become a member of Club Condo
My friend Rob came over last night and helped me join club condo
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Variety Boys Club

When Two Or More Heterosexual Men Get Together For A Sexual Release, While Remaining Completly Straight.
Man i love the Variety Boys Club. Totally private, you get off and go home. No drama
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jam-club

When your neighbours on either side want to exclude you from their social circle.
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