teaspoon in a trap house 

Swelteringly hot.

Hotter than hell.

Stupid hot.

That part of summer where the underboob swamp thing never actually goes away. Hotter than cats on tn roofs.

Y'know: as hot as the teaspoon used to liquify powdered drugs. Duh.

Tommy, get up and hit the fan on, it's hotter than a teaspoon in a trap house in here!

teaspoon in a trap house by lillith665 July 30, 2023

Chinese Finger Trap

When you're milking your girls throat with one hand, while simultaneously wearing her asshole like a sock puppet on the other. Becoming trapped plugging up two erupting swamp geysers.

"Strap really pulled Rory inside out last night. She broke free from the Chinese Finger Trap and redecorated the room."

Chinese Finger Trap by Tango Taco September 8, 2023

Rat in a Bear Trap 

A situation you can easily get out of but decide to stay in regardless of the circumstances.

Dude, you better catch up on me with these brewskis cause I'm feeling like a rat in a bear trap right about now.

Rat in a Bear Trap by The Maybe Man September 10, 2023

PENIS FLY TRAP 

The act when a woman wraps her legs around the man so he can't escape while doing missionary.

Damn our sex was so god that she hit me with the "penis fly trap".

PENIS FLY TRAP by buce20 September 21, 2023

Alabama Finger Trap 

When a partner puts one finger up your urethra and another on their opposite hand up your butt. More engaging if the penetrating party pretends they can't pull their fingers out

Person A: I've never had an Alabama Finger Trap that tight since my wife passed.
Person B: God rest her soul. Is that why you wanted to hook up at the funeral home?

Alabama Finger Trap by ToiletsAblaze420 October 7, 2023

South African Finger Trap

Gay sex position, see Eiffle tower, in which a white male is spit roasted by two black men.

"After walking through the curtain, we saw Dylan Cole caught in a South African Finger Trap."

South African Finger Trap by .3x3. November 18, 2023

Venus Fly Trap 

When a woman wears extra long fake eyelashes, they look like a venus fly trap on her face.

Have you seen Brianna? I don't even know how she can see the road when she drives. Her eyelashes are like a Venus Fly Trap!

Venus Fly Trap by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2023