Asian eyes

When it is so bright outside, you squint your eyes a lot and you look Asian

Hannah: "Dude it's so bright out here. I can't see a thing."

Amanda: "Maybe you should wear sunglasses like me so you don't get caught having Asian eyes."

by fmk11 July 30, 2010

werewolf eyes

Dark hairy nipples that bare some resemblance to the eyes of a werewolf.

-hey.

-whats up?

-did you fuck that armenian chick last night?

-yeah.

-how was it?

-it was cool, until she took off her shirt.

-whats wrong with that?

-bitch was sportin werewolf eyes, i still got one of hairs stuck on the back of my tongue.

-huh.

by Giggler McTickledick February 4, 2010

eye floss

A mythical substance used for cleaning the eyes after seeing something so horrible that a mechanical device/act is required to remove its presence from the retina.

Despite familiarity with butt secks, felching, horse porn, munging, necrophilia and other douchebaggery, I still needed eye floss after clearing out the former VP of Marketing and Research's computer.

by QuickAg July 1, 2009

whispering eye

the female reproductive organ that can take large cock's unless your asian

when i saw her whispering eye my penis got hard

by timmy is not my name March 9, 2010

Queero Eye

After playing Guitar Hero, one usually suffers from "Queero Eye." Onlookers are often affected as well. However, no one will ever say they are experiencing any such effect. Also, lifeless players of guitar hero will not be the victim of any such insult to themselves, or their game, as Queers.

Cause: Watching the on screen animation of the colored notes traveling down the fretboard.

Effect: When one looks away, for a short period of time, everything you look at has the appearance of becoming distorted. As you continue to look around, things become less and less distorted until the effects cease. Then you play/watch another song, and the process repeats.

Thinking to themselves:

Queero: Damn, everything looks screwed up after I play a song!

Onlookers: Damn, every time I watch that queer play this game I get a mad case of Queero Eye!

by Rains March 10, 2008

wank-eye

When a person has had to much to drink that their eyes become so narrow you presume they've just finished a hefty days wanking. These people are usually dangerous.

Lauren: uh-oh...
Steven:whats up dude?
Lauren: look its Anna...she's got wank-eye again
Steven:oh bollix...peg it

by Moneybags "tits" magee February 6, 2008

cats eye

A clear glass marble that contains a single ribbon of color that run through the center. Said to resemble the pupil of a cat's eye when irised down

I'll trade you three of my purries for one of your blue cats eye marbles.

by Kirk G October 25, 2007