-hey.

-whats up?

-did you fuck that armenian chick last night?

-yeah.

-how was it?

-it was cool, until she took off her shirt.

-whats wrong with that?

-bitch was sportin werewolf eyes, i still got one of hairs stuck on the back of my tongue.

-huh.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak