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my long penis

A huge sausage thing boys have you can suck it, lick it, and kiss it
Boys: yo boys night is gonna be awesome you gonna take out your penis again?

Me:my long penis? Yes sir you should suck it this time
by unknowns <33 January 5, 2023
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Long Jump

A phrase used to bring attention to a woman's derriere without her knowing. This was made popular in 2020 by the YouTube Algorithm (Videos in a user's Recommended) and "Men of Culture." The "Men of Culture" phrase was frequently used by those brought together to view Women's Indoor Long Jump, by the YouTube Algorithm.

The most popular video recommended by YouTube to "Men of Culture" at the time was, "Ivana Španović - Long Jump - European Indoor Championships - 03/03/2019"
Ex. 1: Yo. You seen shorty with the Long Jump?
Ex. 2: I say, chaps. That woman has a spectacular Long Jump!
Ex 3: Damn... Look at that Long Jump.
by LongJumpFan September 20, 2020
mugGet the Long Jumpmug.

Long end of the stick

did you hear? Janice got fired!
Yeah, Thorvald's holding the long end of the stick here.
by jonblo November 23, 2020
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Something thats long and hard

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I know something thats long and hard( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Inni84 July 22, 2023
mugGet the Something thats long and hardmug.

long term senioritis

Long term (LT) senioritis involves the usual symptoms of senioritis that have not been repressed after senior year. LT senioritis is this feeling of laziness and homework angst that continues on even after Senior year is long over. Most college students go through this crippling illness, feeling the need to lie down on the floor and neglect all responsibilities.
Teacher: You're an adult now! You should be responsible already!
Student: NO. I HAVE LONG TERM SENIORITIS.
by misterjoe October 30, 2013
mugGet the long term senioritismug.

Orton Long

3’8”
by newbynewby November 2, 2023
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Long Hill Township, New Jersey

A small and very unnoticed town in north central new jersey that is full of pathetic jersey shore wannabes that love nothing more than to get stoned in the woods behind peoples houses while avoiding the the long hill police force that has nothing better to do than harass teenagers, pull people over, and just be general dumbasses. People in long hill also think they're ghetto, and they throw their "gang" sign constantly without realizing that if they do that in front of the wrong people, they will get their asses beaten to a pulp. All of this causes neighboring towns to laugh and make fun of long hill kids, while calling their town names like Bong Hill.
"yo dude lets go to long hill township, new jersey!"

"no way man, theres nothing to do in that town and all the kids there are complete douchbag tools. lets go to a place where we can actually have fun, like summit or madison"

"good idea! then we won't have to worry about being harassed by their bullshit police department!"
by urbandictionarier69 December 15, 2013
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