Swallowed a bouncy house

a) When a girl's breasts grow suddenly and quickly, especially early in puberty
b) When a woman gets a boob job

Is it true that Chesty Sunnyjugs got her boobs at age 11?
You kidding me?! She swallowed a bouncy house!

by Innuendo Man February 11, 2015

Bounce House Spongebob

Bounce House Spongebob is a cursed bounce house that eats children.

Mom: House fun son

The Son: SpongeBob scaring me

Bounce House Spongebob: i’m going to eat you

The son: (Screams)

by Your bob August 30, 2022

House hunting with Jesus

A near death experience where you are so close to death that you are picking out your final eternal home with your metaphorical savior.

It took the paramedics forever to get Jake back. Guy was house hunting with Jesus for a 20 solid minutes.

by Kungfu Panda Express December 10, 2020

Shit House Nuts

Crazy, Unbelievable, Nonsensical, Just Plain Insane

So named because a guy would have to be some kinda nuts to hang around a Shit House.

So he beat the shit outta you just for pissin in his aquarium? That guy is shit house nuts, i swear to christ.

by The Reverend Eben Hill March 5, 2011

Piano Teacher's House

A phrase used when something is so ridiculous it reminds you of your childhood piano teacher

Ever since the fire Bob has been acting crazy...this is such a "Piano Teacher's House" Moment

by fartpoopdutycaca March 28, 2023

Waffle House States

States mostly in the southeastern region of the United States. These states can be characterized by warm weather, cheap houses, and ass-backwards social policies. These states are also home to the majority of the country's Waffle House restaurants.

My friend just went down to a summer camp somewhere in the Waffle House States.

by Entitled_Karennn July 1, 2022

Us house of representatives

The biggest popularity contest in term of determining who will be a representative.

The US house of representatives is a clown show based on popularity. Look at Adam schiff.

by Crazy Bernie January 25, 2023