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Hot ape or H.O.T A.P.E is an acronym created by self proclaimed flirtologist Jean Smith as a way to determine if someone is flirting with you or not. This genius term was blessed to us through a TED talk.

H = Humor
O = Open Body Language
T = Touch

A = Attention
P = Proximity

E = Eyecontact
"To hot ape people takes time"

- quote from the TED talk
hot ape by yeetingmemes402 September 9, 2020
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A Hot Carl is performed correctly when you line the recipient's mouth with saran wrap and then pinch a loaf directly into their awaiting open orifice.

A Sloppy Carlson occurs when the loaf is hot and runny (diarrhea) and forces a hole through the saran wrap, mmm.
My girlfriend wanted me to buy her roses but I gave her a Hot-Carl instead.
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hot lunch 

A warm meal typically eaten around noon, between breakfast and dinner.
It was nice to have a hot lunch at work today.
hot lunch by JC5959 June 7, 2011
A store that sells alternative clothing for punks/goths/emos. Which is funny because no real punk/goths (except the emos) shop at malls. Hot Topic also carries an over-abundance of Tim Burton merchandise, which can get annoying when seen too often.
When you go to Hot Topic, ask yourself; Do you really need a Jack purse with a Sally shirt and a Corpse Bride umbrella? While your at it, Buy a Jack Sparrow Thong!
Hot Topic by Lomia April 17, 2006

Hot Sex on the Beach

A creamy delicious alcoholic beverage a tad stronger than Sex on the Beach.
Dan: I told you I'd have Hot Sex on the Beach..
Jim: I should never have doubted you. *Snort* Dis shitt iss tha bomb! *Chuckle*
Hot Sex on the Beach by Dark One August 10, 2003

Hot Cheese 

A word used to describe something that is very cool.
"Those sunglasses are hot cheese!"
Hot Cheese by skypegoat February 2, 2010
At the top of the game, walk and talk like your the fucking Peso Grande. (Even and most likey if you aren't)
"That little freshmen was walking around like he was the 'hot shit.' I really want to beat his ass!"
hot shit by Riley Tuck May 17, 2006