Blood Money

Money you receive for donating plasma through a plasmapheresis center.

Jason and I went to the plasma center on Saturday. We each earned $100 in blood money.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

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FU Money

FU Money, the kind of money the Mormon Church aggregates for themselves outside of SEC guidelines or IRS scrutiny to enrich ONLY “LATTER DAY SAINTS” not you tax paying chumps.

by BAMbero February 22, 2023

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Money

The root of all evil

My money can get me prostitutes.

by The real bj777 December 25, 2019

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Hym "I'm thirsty..."

Iam "We already spent too much money today."

Hym "Someone needs to give us all of their money..."

Iam "Didn't we have have a rule about not giving people money?"

Hym "I don't care about rules! I care about getting red bull into my blood. That's who should give us money!"

Iam "Red bull?"

Hym "Yes! They would probably give us drinks for free too."

Iam "I guess...."

Hym "We could get red bull tattoos"

Iam "Are you ... Are your serious?"

Hym "No you idiot! Get up and go get us some drinks!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2022

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You made the money by stealing from ME

You have been stealing my taxpayer dollars and feeding it to your filthy mentally retarded kids since I was 15 if you do not pay me and treat my illness I will start killing the and I will not stop until I am dead and then AFTER I'm dead I will CONTINUE to kill them... Because LOOK... I'm you...

Hym "You made the money by stealing from me. You are all collectivizing, lying, making shit up, and whatever the fuck you want to call this to not pay me for the thing you stole. According to the rules, I did not steal... And YOU DID."

A retard "Oh hey look the mixed ones aren't retarded like my kids... I wonder why that is?"

Hym "Incest. It's too much incest."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

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