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Squad Dad

The friend that is disapproving of almost any action and tends to have a small comfort zone.
I asked the squad dad if he wanted to come and he said we are wasting our time.
by BotMirage July 26, 2016
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Dad

Me: Its been 9 years dad please come back with the milk
by gdnnfh April 24, 2020
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Dad

a dad is someone who will leave you for another family and keep doing the same thing. He will act like he cares until you are old enough he will ditch you like a rock in the forest. If you have a good dad congratulations dont disrespect him and keep him close before he leaves .
Hey my dad went to get some milk and i haven't seen him in 2 WEEKS!
by yo mama and yo dadda December 15, 2020
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Mom-Dad

(n.)- A friend who is both the mom and dad of the friend group; someone who resembles both motherly and fatherly like features
The Mom-Dad loved football and made sure her friends still had a good time.

DS: Hey Lola?
Lola: Yeah?
DS: Are you the Mom friend of the group?
Lola: No, I’m the Mom-Dad friend of the group, Football!!!
by DSsquared2 September 20, 2021
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Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.
Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare
by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019
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Turtle Dad

"I'm gonna set this right here. Turtle dad!"
by Quote_ August 4, 2022
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DEADBeat Dad

Flags YOU ARE DATING FUTURE DEADBEAT DAD, if not a current one. Ladies, take notes. ….

He always has an excuse or plays the victim. He allows you to strip to help support the family, and flirts with all your coworkers. When you get a legit job, find an apartment, and get insurance for the children, he refuses to pay, moves in with his mom, and gets a job paid under the table , avoiding to pay government taxes. Allows his mom to pay half the tuition of his children for private school, while you pay the rest. He Spends his money on drinks at the bar every night. But never buys a drink for anyone but himself. He runs around talking gossip about others that is not true, as well he lies and tells people he loves them in the same breath. He speaks badly about his childrens mom and his own mom. He never apologizes. Rarely follows through on promises. Incredibly cheap except when it comes to him.
He is such a DEADBeat DAD for telling everyone at the bar how he is so great for being a sperm doner.
by YzAss February 21, 2023
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