bag of penises

Derived from an episode of =3 with Ray William Johnson, "bag of penises" is exactly what it sounds like: a bag full of penises.

The bag sucks and so do you. I bet you'd like a bag of penises.

by thegreatone March 17, 2012

Popcorn bag

When you fart in an empty pillow case and put that bag over someone's head.

Everything was cool until that mofo popcorn bagged me!

by Lil Rystal May 2, 2021

Scorin' a bag

To acquire a bag containing illegal drugs, esp. marijuana.

I was out scoring a bag, but since the dealer's cool with me, he gave me an extra one too.

by SouthernAveBand March 4, 2005

fuck-bag

A fuck-bag is a guy whose asshole and mouth are used for the sexual gratification of other dudes.

Some of the cadets in the second squadron want me to be their fuck-bag!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

Douche Bag

Main Entry: douche bag
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality.

Other Forms: Douche, Douchey

Meat heads are douche bags.

Dude, stop being a douche bag.

Dude, stop being a douche.

Dude, that was a douchey move.

by Slick Fire January 12, 2004

Bro Bag

A variation of douche bag, used to describes bros. Bro bags are most commonly found at the gym, using the mirror more than the weights. You know the type, while they're walking they glance over in the mirror, look away, then stop to do a double take. Bro bags aren't just big bros, this term can apply to scronny bros as well

(Wow, with all the bro bags at the gym lately I can actually use a machine. They use the mirror at the gym more than anything else)

by M4rquist4 January 25, 2011

Mystery bags

Sausages. So called because who knows what is inside. Sometimes meat. (Rare)

I had a couple of mystery bags with sauce for lunch. At least I kept the sauce down.

by Richard Kopf December 22, 2007