Jazz your Apples

To grab someone ruthlessly by the balls and shake them

Jeffrey is gonna jazz your apples

by no02345t6 September 20, 2023

Apple

This mother fucker kicks the shot out of ya, this dark magic makes your butt crack bigger each time, you’ll be able to see sound, hear colors and forget how to SHIT!

Fuck…

“Little Timmy!”
“Yea?”
“What did you eat ya cunt?”
“A fucking magic red apple that a drug addict gave me, why”
“…. Fuck!”

by Aussie_guy August 15, 2022

korean apple

when a bitch is blowing you and she goes to suck on the nut but she bites it like an apple

have you ever had a korean apple?

so this bitch was giving me a korean apple right and i screamed?

by redalpaca April 18, 2014

apple

the act of shitting yourself and then eating an apple for self pleasure

i think im gonna go have an apple after school

by discordkitten21 March 11, 2024

Apple

•The most lucky thing on this earth

•Properly used between Ben Hardy and Joe Mazzelo’s mouths

“I wish I could be that apple”
“They’re really craving for that apple, aren’t they”

by realfanofthis November 22, 2018

Apple

This common-looking fruit is actually a devil in disguise.
It is the #1 weapon against any kind of medical-studying individual.
It can also be used as a way to humiliate someone by making them spell the word.
Do not underestimate it.

"He brought an apple to the doctor's office. News sources say that the doctor instantly vaporized upon seeing it."
Person A: "Hey, spell 'apple'." Person B: "Sure: A-P-P-L-E." Person A: "LOL!! You said P-P!!" *Everyone laughs at Person B*
Person B: *dies of pure humiliation*

by sofunnymanhaha August 19, 2022

apple

a fruit that is red and is relatively small

I realy love apples

by hhdcvcdbu August 23, 2022